Picking J.D. Vance as Vice Presidential running mate is the biggest Botch in political wrestling History
Crusher Couch is not helping the Billion Dollar Don win over swing voters that he desperately needs to win back the Presidential Championship, his presence is making things weird for the MAGA faction.
A ‘botch’ in professional wrestling is when a wrestler, manager, or on-screen talent fails to execute or take a scripted move or spoken line, and picking Crusher Couch as a Vice presidential running mate is a textbook example of such an act.
The Billion Dollar Don had a chance to draw the 100,000 or so swing fans whose votes would make or break his election however his choice of Crusher Couch has completely botched that way.
Relatively new to the national circuit, Crusher Couch, a political wrestler from Ohio, will go down in the history books as the worst VP pick ever because he is so unlikeable and disingenuous.
Before becoming a political wrestler, JDV was a notable media man who wrote the book and produced the movie Hillbilly Elegy, which according to the publisher’s summary, is ‘about the Appalachian values of his family from Kentucky and the socioeconomic problems of his hometown of Middletown, Ohio, where his mother's parents moved when they were young’.
His book and movie were such a big hit that they gave him enough clout to rub elbows with wealthy elites who could help him reach political wrestling stardom.
In 2022 J.D. Vance used his story of a humble Hillbilly background and his billionaire friends to craft a political wrestler whom ordinary Republicans would flock to the poles for but would do the bidding of big tech and special interest groups.
The result was Crusher Coach, a condescending fake tough guy incel who wants to control women’s bodies, ban porn, unregulated big business, and deport all brown immigrants which goes over great with the rich white disconnected corporate elites but falls flat with the majority of Americans.
The Crusher Couch gimmick was good enough to win in 2022 in the Buckeye state by 264,675 votes however a recent Project 538 poll shows that Crusher Couch has a 43.2% unfavorable rate nationally.
Due to this, it’s been extremely tough for MAGA media and the Billion Dollar Don to get Crusher Coach over with fans because he has to spend all of his time clearing up his weird past statements like the one he made on Fox News in 2021.
While talking to Putin’s jock strap Tucker Carlson, Crusher Couch stated that the United States is being run by a “bunch of Childless cat ladies with miserable lives”.
If picking Crusher Coach as a running mate was the only mistake made by the Billion Dollar Don’s team, the campaign could be salvaged however it would only be the inception of such.
Ever since Slamala Harris entered the ring, the Billion Dollar Don has looked extremely feeble and unwell which has caused some of his fans to leave him, polls show that he is currently down 3.7 points to Slamala Harris.
Unless a miracle occurs, it doesn’t seem likely that the Billion Dollar Don will be able to get a pinfall on Slamala Kamala Harris during the main event at Election Mania 2024.
